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Asia’s Sex Lessons
September 2005

Our lady here is a pool of knowledge wider and deeper than Ernie Baron. We’re diving in!

I found some entertaining nitty-gritty on sex. I hope you enjoy them!

When a Hawaiian gal puts a flower over her left ear, it means she’s already taken.

There’s a superstitious belief that on a couple’s wedding day, guests must honk their car horns to ensure that the newly weds get a great sex life.

The god of marriage and weddings named Hymenaus served as inspiration for the coining of the word "hymen."

An extra nipple isn’t as rare as you think. For every 200 women, one lady is born with this addition.

In 2004, a battery-less sex toy was launched. It connects to a USB port. (Work it girl!)

Bisexuality isn’t exclusive for humans. Most giraffes and turkeys are bi.

In Sambia, New Guinea males are required to execute ritualized homosexual acts until they reach adulthood.

It’s written on the Kama Sutra that a man can keep his tool erect by putting camel’s milk and honey on it. (It would help if it’s a woman applying and licking it at the same time)

There’s a sexual commonality we humans share with fish, and porpoises - fellatio.

Here’s an odd contraception. Cleopatra actually used pebbles! (It worked kind of like the modern intrauterine device by preventing implantation).

During the medieval days in France, adulterous wives were made to run after a chicken through town, naked.

The practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating or strangling oneself while masturbating) kills 250 to a 1,000 people each year. Scary!

Beware of prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants. These two are the main causes of impermanent impotence.

A mature gorillas’ penis is only about two inches long.

The rhinoceros has been endowed with a penis not less than two feet.

$40,000 was the price paid by an American urologist for Napoleon’s penis.

For a whole year, penguins experience just one orgasm.

The animal that enjoys sex the most is the mink. Its intercourse lasts an average of eight hours and it can ejaculate up to 260,000 sperm cells at one blow.

The male fetus is capable of managing an erection on the last semester.

Sex between humans and animals is called bestiality.

When one is afraid of wet dreams, that person is called an oneirogmophobiac.

Axillism is the act of penetrating the armpit with one’s penis.

A person aroused by puke is called an emetophiliac.

Someone with siderodromophilia is stimulated by a mere train ride.

An anasteemaphiliac fancies the person with a difference in height.

When a someone takes pleasure from a sex charge, we call this person a crematistophiliac.

Licking a partner’s eyeball makes the oculolintus ecstatic.

Nose fetish anyone? A nasophiliac is aroused by the sight amd touch of a partner’s nose.

Sacofricosis is a wicked habit of making holes in one’s pants so he can fondle himself in public without getting caught.

Being buried alive is a nightmare for some, but a dream for the taphephiliac.

While most of us detest insects, the formicophilac enjoys to use them for sexual pleasures.

Who would have thought that some people can actually be aroused by stress? We can call this fetish dendrophilia.

The story of Pygmalion has inspired this fetish for statues. It’s called agalmatophilia or pygmalionism.

Sex with stuffed animals and being aroused by them are both possible for the plushophiliac.

Criminals make the hybristophiliac hot!